Dear Ira,
Do you Facebook stalk anyone? Because I know an awful lot of people who Facebook stalk you.
Just wonderin’
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
Have you ever wondered why the subway smells like urine, even though you have never seen someone pee there? I have.
But then again, perhaps you have seen people pee there. I never have, but I suspect that might have something to do with the fact that I give off a vibe of a lady who is really quick with a camera.
Say cheese!
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
What do you want for Christmas?
Sincerely,
Santa Enna Claus
Dear Ira,
Do you ever forget that you’re an adult?
I do all the time. I am only wondering because you have many more years of adulthood under your belt than I do.
Sincerely,
Enna Stein
PS I am not trying to be insulting, it’s just a fact.
Dear Ira,
I like iced tea more than regular tea. I also like green tea ice cream more than green tea itself. It’s weird how those things happen, isn’t it?
Sincerely,
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
The 90s were good to me. A lot of good things happened for me in the 90s. How about you?
I learned to ride a bike, I started high school, I had my first kiss, I won a hotdog eating contest, I was named the captain of my soccer team…the list goes on and one.
One thing that didn’t happen: I didn’t get to appear on your show.
Sincerely,
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
Thanksgiving is my fiance and my anniversary. Ok, it isn’t really. We celebrate on Thnaksgiving because that way neither of us can forget it.
Neither of us can remember when the actual date is.
Gobble Gobble,
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
Ghostbusters is my favorite movie. What is yours?
I hope it has a scientist named Egon in it!
Sincerely,
Enna
PS - Just a friendly reminder Ira, don’t cross the streams.
Dear Ira,
Did you ever put a tack on the teacher’s chair? My friend Beth did when we were children.
And she got away with it, too.
Tactfully yours,
Enna Stein
Dear Ira,
I don’t own a cell phone anymore. I gave it up long ago. Are there any other people out there like me that you know of? I would be interested in hearing from them.
Write back, but don’t call,
Enna Stein
