Dear Ira,

Have I ever told you my love for modern modular housing? No? Well I ADORE IT. I also like the idea of never having a mortgage again.

You’re probably wondering what my generation is going to take away from this depression (and yes, it is a depression.)

I learned that I never want to give someone else the power to take away my domain. Also, if I can’t pay for it in cash, I can’t pay for it. And finally - unless it was Harvard (and it wasn’t) no one cares where you (I) went to college, so choose the cheapest one you can find, and don’t live on campus.

That last one is too little too late for me, but maybe it will help someone else.

Ever helpful,

Enna Stein

of kosherporkchops.com