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Dear Ira,

Today a woman told me that I was making a very bad decision, and that I should listen to her. She said it all motherly and condescendingly that I got pissed off and said “Judging by your hair, yes, you do know an awful lot about bad decisions. Yeeech!”

Ira, when the heck am I going to learn to not mouth off? Is that something someone can learn?

Nice hair,

Enna Stein

of Kosherporkchops.com

PS This is me being funny, because I don’t want to write about how a year ago my friend died today, leaving a husband and a newborn baby behind.